Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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