You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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