Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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