It's like a parade of train wrecks.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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