oh god the rape fog is back!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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