Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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