I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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