Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize