I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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