Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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