yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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