I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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