So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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