its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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