What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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