Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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