I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
