Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I checked into jail on foursquare
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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