um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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