She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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