so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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