You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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