real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Enjoy the penises
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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