"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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