community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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