I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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