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Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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