I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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