if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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