her vagina looked like bernie madoff
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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