well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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