Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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