Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
