yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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