I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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