Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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