I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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