you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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