Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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