dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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