We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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