What a fucking waste of an outfit
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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