Do you still have your period?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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