You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wish my penis had a tongue
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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