its not stalking. its research.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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