just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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