seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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