We're facebook friends in real life
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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