dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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