no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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