I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Welp...herpes.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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