I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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