So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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