their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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