Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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