whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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